Well my life since the last post has been pretty great… I’ll give you the run
down
- The rest of camp was filled with the same ridiculous stuff… oldest guys, lots
of dancing, raiding and so forth…
- The ten or so days I had between camp and my current adventure were great too…
I spent the majority of it in Austin: eating at whole foods and cliff jumping
and what not out at the greenbelt.
- The few days I had in San Diego were highlighted by a verbal argument between
two bums that went like this…
Bum 1: You’re stupid
Bum 2: No, you’re stupid
Bum 1: I’m not the one that has a full time job
Bum 2: I don’t have a full time job, and you are stupid
Bum 1: I never see you on the weekdays, and when you come to take cans on
the weekend, you are taking money away from MY full time job
Bum 2: You’re stupid
Bum 1: Rot in hell
It was the coolest verbal altercation I have ever witnessed.
So, on Monday morning I boarded the 2 hour “shuttle” from San Diego to Ensanada
(see above) , Mexico to board the MV explorer. This is going to be the most
absurd 100 days of my life, and I think that everyone aboard agrees with that.
We simply look at each other, make eye contact, and nod to the satisfaction
that we will make a circumference of the world in the next 3 months. (the boat
below)
About 30 minutes ago we had a chance to meet our professors on the second day of
the voyage… there is only one class I really want to take here, and that is
science and religion. So I find the old Russian lady who teaches the class and
talk to her, alone, for about 10 minutes about the unity of God and views that
goes into such a study, and the fabric of both of our beliefs… and deep stuff.
And this guy freaking comes up and class blocks me, and starts talking about
his major and what not, that act will ruin my chance at taking that class… I’m
not very happy about it. Which brings me to the subject of depth in a
discussion, It is my belief that if you cannot handle the topic being discussed
between two or more people, that you should mind your own freaking business and
never participate… think about it.
We are on the fastest Cruise boat in the world, and one of the most unsteady…
people are throwing up everywhere… the faint smell of vomit in the halls is one
that I hope evaporates expediently.
The best story yet was my trip to Hawaii, the rest below is correspondence I
have sent to Dava… ENJOY
So, my blog no longer works for some reason, so I will just post notes sometimes
after a notable story happens to me. We were in Oahu, Hawaii yesterday, and my
day was quite notable. I left the ship with my friends, Mia, Christen, Pete,
Danny, Ben, and Blue… to do an illegal hike called the stairway to heaven. This
was ended when a huge Samoan lady called the cops on us. So as we were
retreating to attempt the ascend from another area, this guy in a Jeep pulls up
and tells us he is about to go for a hike about 20 minutes away, and asks us if
we want to join him. So the 7 of us pile in his jeep, and head to the other
hike. It was called Olomana, and it took about 3 hours to do. After the hike,
this guy (who is 50, grayed and bearded), takes us to a few local beaches where
there are tons of islanders partying it up without tourists (well, except for
us)… and we all went out to dinner after a few hours of beach hopping. All in
all, we spend like 8 hours with this dude, and had a stinking blast… and for 8
hours of fun; our bill was a whopping 7 dollars. It was one of the better days
I have ever had.
The vomit has dissipated and now it is day 12… my blog was down, and in the
process I wrote a bunch of letters to Dava, so here are some highlights from
the letters.
I am having a great time… there are really two crowds aboard… there is the party
and hook up with girls crowd, and the indie, weird, hippie, intellectual crowd…
you will know which one I am pursuing. Basically, we play a lot of card games
and talk about all the intro stuff. My room mate is from Walla Walla,
Washington, and he is cool as heck… he is really good at golf, looks exactly
like James Milam, and an open minded guy who likes to talk about religion and
politics (dream match).
So I woke up this morning and slept through breakfast… and the first class of
the day is the one that everyone on the boat has to take… its called Global
Studies. The way it works is, about 400 students sit in the main lecturing room
and the rest are dispersed in the various classrooms throughout the boat
watching the TV which broadcasts the live lecture. However the camera men like
to be all creative with it so they shoe abstract views of the crowd nodding the
heads and the waves outside and what not… and today, he zoomed in on my face for
about 30 seconds… IN A HEART… it was picture in a picture, and my head was in a
freaking HEART. It was hilarious, and I was incredibly awkward for the entirety
of the moment. My second class was with this stuttering and attention deficit
professor named Tim who apparently doesn’t like to lecture… his first words
were “I don’t like to lecture” and he proceeded to tell us how he would cancel
class often and we would have pizza parties in the top deck.
… and I am not going skydiving, rather I am going on this hike called “Stairway
to heaven” and its like 4-5 hours long and apparently like the coolest view in
the world, plus I didn’t want to spend the money. Its less than a week until we
get to Japan, I am super stoked… and today we signed up for like small day trips
and in India I am going to go to a children’s disabled home and a YMCA to hang
with kids, so I’m already excited about that. The professor I had lunch with
yesterday is awesome, he very well could be the me in 50 years carbon copy. He
works for the Canadian version of US AID (which I might work for in DC), and
has spent his whole life country hopping (including this one time he was almost
executed in Guatamala or some country for being a free thinker). I am going to
form a solid friendship with this professor, and I think that will be cool.
Last night, I participated in Shabbat with this Jewish philosophy professor, his
family, and about a dozen other Jewish students… the whole ceremony with the
Hebrew songs and traditions (I wore a yammakuh) was stinking awesome. Tonight
at sunset Shabbat is finished so they (we) are doing another traditional thing
involving cinnamon and candles (I cant wait). I have put down Crime and
Punishment for a while and picked up Velvet Elvis, I think I need a good kick
of Christian literature for a while.
Oh, I also had lunch with the fellas from Monterrey, we talked about American
generalizations about Mexican culture, and Mexican views of American culture
for like an hour and a half… it was great. My world view is expanding, and we
haven’t even hit land yet. Life on the boat is getting relatively repetitious,
but that repetition is good food, sunbathing (and swimming), and tons of free
thinking… so I am not going to complain anytime soon.
Before this though, I should tell you that the seas are way rough today. A huge
wave woke the entire ship last night… in our room, everything that was on a
table, or the bedside table, was knocked off or flipped over… it was tight. All
of the shelves flung open, the boat must have tipped big time. I have to work
out at 10:30 today, someone keeps stealing my time, I am going to go dropkick
the sucker later today. Yesterday, during the outside part of my workout, it
rained, and it felt so nice. I love me a good ocean shower every now and again.
Lastly, I am getting really excited about Japan, I have to take a train by
myself from Tokyo to Nara, and will do so on the bullet train that goes like
240MPH, I am stoked. Anyway, life is still repetitive, but I think my progress
as a man is continuing daily. Last night I talked with my friend marcelo for an
hour or so, and we talked about our girlfriends. I told him about how you said I
can do anything, as long as you are by my side, and he told me that I should
keep you. So I think I will. (that was to Dava, but its good for everyone to
see)
I am learning a ton about development this semester, I have 2 classes on the
subject. And I attended the first part of a lecture series from the dean last
night, that was about metallurgy and development of material science, so that
should be added to the repertoire of cool things I can ramble about…
In the night, we went from 8 hours behind you… to 16 hours ahead. So, now,
instead of you being ahead of me… I am livine almost a full day ahead of you..
and the coolest part about it, was that I did not exist on September 7, 2007
(niks 21st birthday). Any who, I am in global studies right now (its over now,
and so is my second class for the day)… in GS we talked about Atomic bombs, and
English in japan… and in my second class (media and consumer culture) people
made generalizations for the period and nothing concrete or coherent was
discussed at all. Anyway, im a bit frustrated… I am in social science upper
division hours with people who have never taken any social sciences at all, so…
it’s a class of newbs talking about complicated stuff like they are experts.
The food is getting to me. I have not had meat since Hawaii, and have had one
meat meal since I left San Diego, this is not because I am vegetarian now… but
because the meat options are gross, and normally fish. I don’t shower much.
Hmmm, the best story from yesterday… wait I didn’t exist yesterday. The best
story from 2 days ago was the realization that there will be the grand
championship of Sumo wrestling in Tokyo when I am there, I am totally going to
hit that up. Im pretty pumped. Karaoke too, that was invented in Kobe, Kobe
beef too… man, land is going to rock.
Its so weird being way ahead of you… and its weird waking up and having no news.
I am ahead of every person in the world.
The Job application process is in full swing, I really want to apply for the
office of the president, but, the TFN internship on my resume will destroy that
so I am not going to waste the effort. However, compiling letters of recs and
that type of stuff with the worst internet connection on the planet is
frustrating. Life is good though. I love life. Today is Sunday and the Men’s
Bible study is meeting tonight, im uber pumped about that. Like I said, life is
good.
TO SUM THINGS UP
I read a lot, ( I have finished “the average american male”, “velvet elvis” and
almost all of “crime and punishment” and working on “sex, drugs and cocoa
puffs”), I workout every day (30-60 aerobic and weights), and I engage in free
discussion while wasting very little time. My life as a man is progressing, and
my plans for Ports are coming into great fruition. I plan on going to a La Liga
game in Sevilla, cliff diving in croatia… and jumping into the ring with the
grand champion in Japan (sumo).
Thanks for sticking with it… you can see the lone picture I have been able to
post on facebook. Other than that, Japan has great internet service so I will
post new stuff there.
Tal